remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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