I must be too annoying 4 u.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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