when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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