I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
