People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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