If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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