She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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I need you to use more vowels.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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