walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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