can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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