I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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