so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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