What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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