I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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