dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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