Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
3 2 1 whiskey
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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