On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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