butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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