i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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