OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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