your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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