man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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