ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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