Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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