I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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