Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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