I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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