Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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