what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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