Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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