I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
