i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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