If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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