Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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