therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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