walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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