Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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