Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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