escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Are my feet made of real feet?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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