Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
is it fun? or sober?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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