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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Sucks about the cops last night

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to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..

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(727): View more from Florida

This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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(406): View more from Montana

The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT

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