Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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