doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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