Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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