porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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