I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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