Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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