At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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