peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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