Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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