It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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