Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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