Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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