I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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