You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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