youre lurking in front of me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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