he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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