If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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