If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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