I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Found your dick twin last night
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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