remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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