i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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