worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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