just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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