The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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